“Experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. Accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.”
|dean:||hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something|
|dean:||so...so it's like this all right|
|dean:||you know how i love pie the best|
|sam:||*sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best|
|dean:||yeah, i always did. since i can remember.|
|dean:||and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--|
|sam:||you'd throw a bitch fit|
|dean:||i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking|
|dean:||anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.|
|dean:||but imagine that one day this cake came into my life|
|dean:||this really amazing cake|
|dean:||like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate|
|dean:||plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will|
|dean:||and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now|
|dean:||and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome|
|dean:||but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again|
|dean:||i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life|
|sam:||what are you even saying|
|dean:||i might be a little bit gay for cas|
but the costuming is so historically inaccurate
The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..
Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?
The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.
That didn’t happen for another two years…
THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE
BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF
JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.
THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG
tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET
GUNS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! SWORDS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! ARMOUR DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! THAT’S IT! I’M REVOKING YOUR WEAPON PRIVILEGES!
NO WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TWIST OF LEMON IN YOUR CAFE LATTE THAT WILL JUST CURDLE THE MILK NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
WHY IS EVERYONE WHITE WHEN IT’S SET IN A PREDOMINATELY NON-WHITE AREA
NO THIS COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS THE EARLIER FILMS. BAD SEQUEL, BAD!
WHERE DID THEY GET THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THAT
I wonder if there would ever be a Arthur Conan Doyle episode in Doctor Who like the one they created for Vincent van Gogh.
Except when the Doctor takes Doyle to modern ages to see the Sherlock Holmes museum he cries for an entirely different reason.
This has Mark Gatiss written all over it.
new game, “make Mark Gatiss find the thing.”
|Watson:||So where have you been?|
|Sherlock:||Became a dragon and space terrorist, you?|
|Watson:||I was a Hobbit...|
|Sherlock:||What's a Hobbit?|
|Watson:||It's a...Wait a minute...Your voice...|