i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
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| dean: | hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something |
|---|---|
| sam: | k |
| dean: | so...so it's like this all right |
| dean: | you know how i love pie the best |
| sam: | *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best |
| dean: | yeah, i always did. since i can remember. |
| dean: | and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake-- |
| sam: | you'd throw a bitch fit |
| dean: | i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking |
| dean: | anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever. |
| dean: | but imagine that one day this cake came into my life |
| dean: | this really amazing cake |
| dean: | like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate |
| dean: | plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will |
| dean: | and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now |
| dean: | and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome |
| dean: | but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again |
| dean: | i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life |
| sam: | dean wat |
| dean: | |
| sam: | what are you even saying |
| dean: | |
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| dean: | i might be a little bit gay for cas |
“Experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. Accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.”
(Source: whichisnone, via suit-and-bowtie)
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Over-Educated Problems
but the costuming is so historically inaccurate
The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..
Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?
The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.
That didn’t happen for another two years…
THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE
BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF
JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.
THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG
tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET
GUNS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! SWORDS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! ARMOUR DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! THAT’S IT! I’M REVOKING YOUR WEAPON PRIVILEGES!
NO WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TWIST OF LEMON IN YOUR CAFE LATTE THAT WILL JUST CURDLE THE MILK NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
WHY IS EVERYONE WHITE WHEN IT’S SET IN A PREDOMINATELY NON-WHITE AREA
NO THIS COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS THE EARLIER FILMS. BAD SEQUEL, BAD!
WHERE DID THEY GET THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THAT
I wonder if there would ever be a Arthur Conan Doyle episode in Doctor Who like the one they created for Vincent van Gogh.
Except when the Doctor takes Doyle to modern ages to see the Sherlock Holmes museum he cries for an entirely different reason.
This has Mark Gatiss written all over it.
new game, “make Mark Gatiss find the thing.”
A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.
(Source: the-awesomepossum, via stormageddon-thedark-lord-of-all)
Cover of the original unaired pilot of Sherlock
You’re welcome
OMG SCREAMING
whenever youre sad imagine your icon descending from the heavens and gently whispering “ding dong what is wrong” in your ear
WHY DID I EVER THINK MAKING THIS POST WAS A GOOD IDEA
But my icon is me??!~
(Source: mond0, via suit-and-bowtie)
Just a little reminder that Misha Collins was extremely ill while shooting this scene.
Fantastic acting. Four for you Misha, you go Misha.
(Source: mishasteaparty, via jokersxlover)
no but for a second I thought that Jensen was going for a kiss
but then Misha…. “nope”
(via suit-and-bowtie)
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
actors in the morning.
(Source: backstreetarmy, via stormageddon-thedark-lord-of-all)
| Watson: | So where have you been? |
|---|---|
| Sherlock: | Became a dragon and space terrorist, you? |
| Watson: | I was a Hobbit... |
| Sherlock: | What's a Hobbit? |
| Watson: | It's a...Wait a minute...Your voice... |
| Sherlock: | What? |
| Watson: | Smaug?! |
| Sherlock: | BILBO. |
what to do if you’re thinking of making a negative comment on someone’s appearance:
- don’t
congratulations you are now fully prepared to be less of a shithead
(Source: aiclan, via natashwarma)
